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TURKEYS DAWN YOUR KILTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 05.27.2004 4:22 PM PDT
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, wait, there is still hope if they wear underwear.

  • 05.27.2004 4:23 PM PDT
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NEVER!!!! TURKEYS FLASH THE COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *unholy light shines on the cows as they shrivle up*

  • 05.27.2004 4:25 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

foolish turkeys (West Nile infected crows peck off the turkeys genetals off) Ahahahaha

  • 05.27.2004 4:27 PM PDT
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NUWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
You do not see your peril, for I have enlisted a horde of billions of
PRIVATES NIBBLING MICE
MUWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Edited on 5/27/2004 4:29:53 PM]

  • 05.27.2004 4:29 PM PDT
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NOOOO THERE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!!!!

  • 05.27.2004 4:29 PM PDT
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Your soldiers will get no sleep knowing that my mice are about, and when they finally drop off from overexhaustion, they will wake up with very important possesions missing

  • 05.27.2004 4:31 PM PDT
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AHHH MY VERY IMPORTANT POSSESIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 05.27.2004 4:33 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

muhawhawhaw... even better! You fool, you let loose mice! The natural prey of the crow! hahahaha ATTACK CROWS! LEAVE NONE ALIVE!

  • 05.27.2004 4:36 PM PDT
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POSSESION-LESS TURKEYS ATTTTAAAAACCCKK-blam!-!!!!! WHAT THE K-blam!- (k's)

  • 05.27.2004 4:36 PM PDT
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quick release the suicide bomber mice.
*mice run into open, crows catch them and fly off into distance.

*all the other mice look out at the little explosions and go "ooooooooo Fireworks"

  • 05.27.2004 4:38 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

HAHAHA you let your suicide mice loose too early! Those were my fake ROBOT rows! My real ones are decimating your army as i type! ahahahahahahah

  • 05.27.2004 4:40 PM PDT
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Thus leaving my CORN open for your doom!


DOOOM!!!


CORN FIRE ATTACK SMASH KILL!!!

DOOOM!!!!

  • 05.27.2004 4:42 PM PDT
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MY special attack squadron off Private Nibbling sparrows is coming in

  • 05.27.2004 4:42 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

HAHAHA MY CROWS WILL DDECIMATE YOU R CORN FEILDS WITH GRIM EFFICEN... WHAT? NOOOOO A SCARE CROWS! CROWS NOOO ATTACK NO DONT RUN!!!! AHH

  • 05.27.2004 4:43 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

HURRY READY THE OOBLICK CANNONS!

  • 05.27.2004 4:44 PM PDT
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SCARE CROWS!!! SHAKE YOUR FREAKY ARMS IN OBSCENE GESTURES!!!!


HAHAHAAHHAHAH

DOOOMM!!!!!!

*waves fruity lookin magic wand*

CURSE!!!!

  • 05.27.2004 4:47 PM PDT
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MUWUHAHAHAHAHHA The bunny of death from Monty Python and The Holy Grail is now on my side. He can kill you all, and I have the holy hand grenade so you cannot kill him. You can't hide on the ground, you can't hide in the sky, you can't hide in the ground, you can't hide in the water, YOU CANT HIDE FROM THE BUNNY OF DEATH

  • 05.27.2004 4:47 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

hahah FIRE OOBLICK CANNONS! My ultimate ooblick cannons stay fluid in the air but upon impact harden! Your weak and feeble scare crows are no match for this power!

Little do you know little fossie, I AM YOU! I made you give me (my body) the hand grenade while you werent looking so there! Die Spawn of satan bunny!
I shall count to three... not to 4 or 2, but to 3. and to thrice i shall count!

[Edited on 5/27/2004 4:50:34 PM]

  • 05.27.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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AHHA!!

BUT I HAVE 2 onz of avion flu!!! LAUNCH THE FLU!!!

*freaky lookin gas envelopes air*

HAHAHHAHAHAH MORE CORN!!!!

  • 05.27.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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Gotta go but will continue this war when I get back

  • 05.27.2004 4:51 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

peacew (as in bye)

  • 05.27.2004 4:51 PM PDT
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THIS LEAVES ME VICTOR!!!!

VICTORY IS MINE!!!!

AHAHAHHAHAH

*awkward silence*

hey whats on TV

*changes channel*

*connection cut*

  • 05.27.2004 4:55 PM PDT
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TURKEYS PREVAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 05.27.2004 4:58 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

My large lumps of liverworst suffocate ur brain in the middle of the night! Ahahahahahaha

  • 05.27.2004 5:00 PM PDT