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Subject: Bathroom Reader: February Issue

Poll: Which file type do you like better?  [closed]
JPG:  42%
(22 Votes)
PDF:  34%
(18 Votes)
PDF, just because I don't want to download:  25%
(13 Votes)
Total Votes: 53

The February edition of the Bathroom Reader is officially available. Please click one of the following links to view it, sit on the john, and make do!

NOTE:: The zip file is a download while the pdf file will show in your browser (if you have anything higher than ie 6...if not, get out of the dark ages).

The PDF file is 6.11 mb, so it may take a few moments to load. Don't use a bat because it looks like your computer is being ravaged by mind-wrangling zombie viruses.

The JPG is 6.75 mb total, but each screen is much less than that.


* JPG VERSION

* PDF VERSION

Remember, you give us the content! Send us whatever you have. Click here and click on one of the three email links to send us your material.

Special thanks to Just Another Fan for making a beautiful booklet that will make you drool. Yes, even while your wetting yourself.

UPDATE: yes, updating 10 minutes after its up. On the PDF, double click any of the links to open them up.

[Edited on 2/6/2007]

  • 02.06.2007 12:28 PM PDT
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Special thanks to all the people that helped out. You guys give the content, we just bind it together.
Be sure to leave feedback, because there is always room for improvement

edit: for the pdf, if you are having trouble opening it, be sure to "right click and save as".


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  • 02.06.2007 12:31 PM PDT
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Bungie listens to its fans! ^.^ | Ninja .II./ You
RCG: In ur base, steelin' ur flagz. | Watch the demo, then join the carnage!

Yayz. =)

HipHop: right click save ass > streaming 6 megs

Not quite, HH. =P

  • 02.06.2007 12:31 PM PDT
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PDF. Can have my Pc read it to me.

  • 02.06.2007 12:34 PM PDT
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Bah! Just noticed a few minor mistakes. I guess I have to blame myself since I really am the one to blame for those. You know what, I'm gonna blame stosh anyway.

  • 02.06.2007 12:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Saint
Yayz. =)

HipHop: right click save ass > streaming 6 megs

Not quite, HH. =P


Damn there being no edit buttons in IRC but there are *'s.

HipHop: right click save ass > streaming 6 megs
HipHop: as* >_>


Great job guys, I liked it alot, best yet IMO.



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  • 02.06.2007 1:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.

Wow! Amazingly beautiful! I also love the reviews section, it's a nice change from all the community stuff.

I do wish, however, that it would've been more up to date. You were talking about things from December and November, but w/e.
PS. I love the picture at the end! lol, is that photoshopped or did someone find it?

  • 02.06.2007 1:58 PM PDT
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Well done guys, loved the issue. If ony I had the paper and ink to print this out....... Anyway, that was a good read, I enjoyed it. I love the new layout of the bathroom reader too, it is a bit more relaxing. Can't wait for the next issue :P.

To JAF: Who doesn't blame stosh?

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  • 02.06.2007 2:20 PM PDT
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News? Podcasts? Machinima? Active forums? Competitions? Jaffa Cakes!? OMG!
Thee Warriors!

Best. Mod. Ever.

Great issue again. Nice to see a success be made from this.

  • 02.06.2007 3:11 PM PDT
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Love the pic at the end. Well done.

  • 02.06.2007 3:29 PM PDT
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Ugh, my computer looks like its being ravaged by mind-wrangling zombie viruses.

*Butane gets the bat*

Good job for making it freeze a little, you jerks!

/me reads.

  • 02.06.2007 4:04 PM PDT

Awesome. Nice job, guys. It was a great read.

  • 02.06.2007 4:05 PM PDT

(10:19:49 PM) Scruss: oh and pezza, i saw what you did to that cat
(10:20:17 PM) Pezza: You were the one with the video camera breathing heavily. Of course you saw.

Ah, another great issue.

  • 02.06.2007 4:13 PM PDT
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Read about the Forgotten Spartan I Program
Butane: To protect the world from devastation!
sir_brilliant: To unite all people within our nation!
Rainman89: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
sir_brilliant: To extend out reach to the stars above!
SpaceGhostFlyer: Jessie!
Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

Posted by: just another fan
Bah! Just noticed a few minor mistakes. I guess I have to blame myself since I really am the one to blame for those. You know what, I'm gonna blame stosh anyway.


You mean I'm not getting blamed!?

great issue, by the way, glad to see we are back on track

  • 02.06.2007 4:53 PM PDT

Great issue even if it seems that submissions are becoming less. I think this may be the best looking one so far.

  • 02.06.2007 5:22 PM PDT

Trailer Park Boys ~ One of the best Canadian made comedies ever.

Yet another great issue released for the community. February's issue was a good one and I enjoyed reading every single page.

The overall design, layout and content were the uber hawtness. Great job JaF and all others who were involved in creating the issue.

I thought the game reviews were well done and explained most of the aspects the two games have to offer. Please keep up the game reviews as they contribute greatly to people who are looking for new games to try.

Once again the fan art and fiction were outstanding. The story by Niveus was really interesting. It really brought out the thoughts and erratic state your surroundings can be during a conflict. I'm not sure about this, but was that based in the The Elder Scrolls universe? The Tozt poster was pretty funny and unique. Also, Ash55, your H3 Brute pic is amazing, keep it up! I liked the two Spartans by kazeohin, nice perspective.

That Don Wan quiz was a brilliant idea. She is the so awesome and bestz. I wonder who's going to take the contest? Future quiz's about special members would be cool, they are a quiz that's actually fun to do.

Once again, a good edition. Congrats goes out to the Bathroom Reader team for making this possible, and the fans who submitted their precious workz.



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  • 02.06.2007 6:28 PM PDT
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Haha, it was great... Nice job, let me know how I can ever submit anything or help.

Ooh, and my ad got in!
Wierd... I tried sending it in an email, but the address was bad, make sure you guys fix that... (The email given in the sticky in "The Classifieds")

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  • 02.06.2007 6:36 PM PDT
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sorry.

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  • 02.06.2007 6:38 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Just read it. Good work J A F and others... Can't wait for March's

  • 02.06.2007 7:39 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

I feel left out. *does something amazing*

  • 02.06.2007 9:44 PM PDT
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Awesome!

  • 02.06.2007 11:24 PM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Only thing that I don't like is that the game review on GOW is done by one person. Usually, I'd like to get about 2 or 3 people to review it, give their scores, and then give the average score. But I understand if you had to do it that way because of lack of people. I say that because I personally don't think there is anyway that GOW gets that high of a score.

Also, I did like the look at Viva Pinata. A nice change to all the talk about 1st/3rd person shooters. For quite a while Viva Pinata owned my soul, and I was sooo close to getting the Elephant to becoming a resident....er...I mean, nevermind.

All in all, good work guys, nice to see Jimbo made somewhat of a return. If you need help in the future, I would volunteer, just let me know.

~B.B.

  • 02.07.2007 5:54 PM PDT

Posted by: BerserkerBarage
If you need help in the future, I would volunteer, just let me know.

~B.B.


The majority of the articles on the bathroom reader are volunteer. I'll let you know now, if you have something you want in it, send it in.

  • 02.07.2007 6:04 PM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Posted by: sir_brilliant
Posted by: BerserkerBarage
If you need help in the future, I would volunteer, just let me know.

~B.B.


The majority of the articles on the bathroom reader are volunteer. I'll let you know now, if you have something you want in it, send it in.


Alright Sluggy, if you have something in specific you want someone to cover, I'll take a look at it for you. I've written a few game reviews on games on the PS3, 360, and Wii for my group, so if you want to branch the game reviews off from just the 360, I'd love to handle that too.

~B.B.

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I think that was the best issue yet. Nice job, guys.

  • 02.07.2007 8:36 PM PDT

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