Meet The Team

Chris Tchou
Chris Tchou

Nickname: Fu Man

Classification: OldSkool

Current Job: Graphics Porn

Origin: Cleveland, OH

Blood Type: X

Age: 28.928 ey

Weight: 12.857 st

Height: 6.1009 nls

Girth: 2.1034 ym

First Job: Sending calibrated bursts of electricity through my boss's arm

Hobby: Classified

Ultimate Halo Match: Pretty, pretty plasma explosions.

Ultimate Snack: Zachary's

Ultimate Website:

Mode of Transport: Bipedal

Fake Weapon: Classified


Born under an auspicious sign in the late 20th century, Chris spent decades mastering everything even remotely related to computer games. But ultimately, he was hired to work on the graphics for Halo 3 because he met the minimum 25% Chinese requirement. He also enjoys playing with kittens.