Meet The Team

Joe Spataro
Joe Spataro

Nickname: roasthaus

Classification: Newbies

Current Job: keyboard jockey

Origin: monadic

Blood Type: Classified

Age: Classified

Weight: 'buck fitty.

Height: Classified

Girth: Oh my.

First Job: slaving over a hot keyboard, barefoot and pregnant

Hobby: bird watching, and occult studies

Ultimate Halo Match: blood gulch, pistols only

Ultimate Snack: cup o' noodles + frank's red hot

Ultimate Website:

Mode of Transport: mini cooper warthog conversion

Fake Weapon: titanium spork


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There is no such thing as a free lunch, unless you are a Newbie.