Meet The Team

Sean Shypula
Sean Shypula

Nickname: Lemur

Classification: OldSkool

Current Job: Pixel Farmer

Origin: Miami

Blood Type: Blackened, tar-like

Age: 863,287,200 seconds, as of midnight on 09/25/2007

Weight: Classified

Height: 18,542,000,000 angstroms

Girth: Lanky

First Job: At 16, network monkey for an office with an IT staff of 2 (myself included)

Hobby: Classified

Ultimate Halo Match: Classified

Ultimate Snack: Babies, thinly sliced

Ultimate Website:, a site dedicated to a programming language inspired by funny pictures of cats acting anthropromorphically.

Mode of Transport: Classified

Fake Weapon: The Sarcasmatron


Bungie - Classified