Meet The Team

Michael Zak
Michael Zak

Nickname: Protégé

Classification: OldSkool

Current Job: Artist

Origin: Victoria, Canada

Blood Type: Classified

Age: Classified

Weight: Classified

Height: Classified

Girth: Classified

First Job: Sanitation Engineer

Hobby: Classified

Ultimate Halo Match: Classified

Ultimate Snack: homegrown

Ultimate Website: Classified

Mode of Transport: bicycle

Fake Weapon: Classified


I would like to thank my greatest Mentor, Paul R., for his firm yet sensitive guidance. Marmite is the best.