We've got backpacks, we've got water bottles, and we've even got some battle armor for any Bungie babies your friends and family have dropped feet or head first into this bewildering business we call life! Click any of the images below to get yourself dropped into a wondrous wonderland of wonderful Bungie merchandise.
Bungie Battalion Backpack
"You've got quite the load to bear, soldier. Ease your burden by packing your personal valuables into this sturdy backpack and strapping it onto your equally sturdy back. There are plenty of compartments, close to a zillion zippers, and there's even a handy dandy pocket to store your portable, field-rated laptop. Product not recommended for military operations."
Bungie Crested Water Bottle
"I am your shield. I am your sword. I also contain 24 ounces of the liquid of your choice."
Many Moods of the SI Water Bottle
"Halo 3: ODST's Superintendent has been through some rough stuff. The power is out, the zebra is as dead as a doornail, and the Covenant aren't ever pretending to clean up after themselves. You'd be pretty scrambled up yourself. Make sure you're taking care of your own body as well as your mind by sipping some crisp, cool water out of this awesome Superintendent-themed bottle."
The Superintendent Turbo Hydration System
"This bottle is suitable for all sorts of refreshments, but we recommend good ol' fashioned H2O. Whether you're on a hike, riding your bike, or kicking some alien ass on the mean streets of New Mombasa, make sure you're prepared for anything by dropping some aqua pura in one of these bottles."
Halo 3: ODST Superintendent Infant Body Armor
"Prepare to Drop your lil' Rookie into this ultra stylish Halo 3: ODST Superintendent-themed Bungie onesie. Lower hatch unsnaps for routine diaper deployment. Infant sold separately."