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Subject: Agent Texas vs. Master Chief
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Who do you think would win in a fight and why. Neither of them have energy shielding, they are equipped with 2 frag grenades, one plasma grenade, an assault rifle, a battle rifle, a magnum, and a knife. Link below if you don't know what texas is capable of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke9wtbzGjCI

[Edited on 04.24.2012 2:02 PM PDT]

  • 04.24.2012 1:48 PM PDT
Subject: Agent Texas vs. Kelly-087

Andy

  • 04.24.2012 1:49 PM PDT
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the will to win is the will to destroy

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  • 04.24.2012 1:49 PM PDT

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Why aren't we doing Chief Vs Tex? I think she could take him. Technically she's a Spartan, and from the looks of things, is more of a bad ass than Chief. You never, in any Book, Game, Comic or cartoon see Chief do ANYTHING like that.

  • 04.24.2012 2:00 PM PDT

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good idea op! changing topic.

  • 04.24.2012 2:01 PM PDT
Subject: Agent Texas vs. Master Chief

I am the Core. And I am not pleased.

Tex vs Kelly?
Kelly Tex can't touch her and Kelly would stick her
Tex vs mc?
Hmmmmm... I'm gonna have to say... Tex But she would die soon after of the injuries

[Edited on 04.24.2012 2:06 PM PDT]

  • 04.24.2012 2:03 PM PDT
Subject: Agent Texas vs. Kelly-087

Posted by: Duardo
Not really. Your mom is over quite enough to make my fears mute.
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Why aren't we doing Chief Vs Tex? I think she could take him. Technically she's a Spartan, and from the looks of things, is more of a bad ass than Chief. You never, in any Book, Game, Comic or cartoon see Chief do ANYTHING like that.
He slapped a missile out of the air....

  • 04.24.2012 2:03 PM PDT

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Posted by: colbyrules8

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Why aren't we doing Chief Vs Tex? I think she could take him. Technically she's a Spartan, and from the looks of things, is more of a bad ass than Chief. You never, in any Book, Game, Comic or cartoon see Chief do ANYTHING like that.
He slapped a missile out of the air....
Did you watch the video? She outran it.

  • 04.24.2012 2:07 PM PDT

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  • 04.24.2012 2:08 PM PDT

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Caboose

  • 04.24.2012 2:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Why aren't we doing Chief Vs Tex? I think she could take him. Technically she's a Spartan, and from the looks of things, is more of a bad ass than Chief. You never, in any Book, Game, Comic or cartoon see Chief do ANYTHING like that.
He slapped a missile out of the air....
Did you watch the video? She outran it.


A low-powered hand-fired rocket, a old version of the launcher, anyways this was a high-powered scorpion (if I remember correctly) missle launched from a super sonic jet, Tex can't outrun that.
Maybe maybe Kelly can maybe.

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Posted by: Comm Corsair

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: colbyrules8

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Why aren't we doing Chief Vs Tex? I think she could take him. Technically she's a Spartan, and from the looks of things, is more of a bad ass than Chief. You never, in any Book, Game, Comic or cartoon see Chief do ANYTHING like that.
He slapped a missile out of the air....
Did you watch the video? She outran it.


A low-powered hand-fired rocket, a old version of the launcher, anyways this was a high-powered scorpion (if I remember correctly) missle launched from a super sonic jet, Tex can't outrun that.
Maybe maybe Kelly can maybe.
in RvB the older versions are always better!

  • 04.24.2012 2:11 PM PDT

Posted by: chupathingy98
good idea op! changing topic.
You must be new here.

  • 04.24.2012 2:13 PM PDT

I am the Core. And I am not pleased.


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Posted by: Comm Corsair

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: colbyrules8

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Why aren't we doing Chief Vs Tex? I think she could take him. Technically she's a Spartan, and from the looks of things, is more of a bad ass than Chief. You never, in any Book, Game, Comic or cartoon see Chief do ANYTHING like that.
He slapped a missile out of the air....
Did you watch the video? She outran it.


A low-powered hand-fired rocket, a old version of the launcher, anyways this was a high-powered scorpion (if I remember correctly) missle launched from a super sonic jet, Tex can't outrun that.
Maybe maybe Kelly can maybe.
in RvB the older versions are
always better!

The point I'm trying to make is that a RLs roc ken is a heck of a lot slower than a missle fired by a supersonic jet

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Posted by: chupathingy98
good idea op! changing topic.
You must be new here.
i've been here about a year and a half, but i just became a member on january.

  • 04.24.2012 2:15 PM PDT

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Posted by: Comm Corsair

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Posted by: colbyrules8

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Why aren't we doing Chief Vs Tex? I think she could take him. Technically she's a Spartan, and from the looks of things, is more of a bad ass than Chief. You never, in any Book, Game, Comic or cartoon see Chief do ANYTHING like that.
He slapped a missile out of the air....
Did you watch the video? She outran it.


A low-powered hand-fired rocket, a old version of the launcher, anyways this was a high-powered scorpion (if I remember correctly) missle launched from a super sonic jet, Tex can't outrun that.
Maybe maybe Kelly can maybe.
A rocket's a rocket. At that range it makes little difference between the shoulder launched variety and the big ones that ride on the wings of jets. She basically just outran a bullet.

I think she could take the Chief. The only question is how many times she'd smack him in the balls.

  • 04.24.2012 2:18 PM PDT
Subject: Agent Texas vs. Master Chief

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Here's a cooler video of Tex fighting.

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Here's a cooler video of Tex fighting.
true, but spiral was even better.

  • 04.24.2012 2:26 PM PDT
Subject: Agent Texas vs. Kelly-087

Fhtagn


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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Why aren't we doing Chief Vs Tex? I think she could take him. Technically she's a Spartan, and from the looks of things, is more of a bad ass than Chief. You never, in any Book, Game, Comic or cartoon see Chief do ANYTHING like that.
He slapped a missile out of the air....
Did you watch the video? She outran it.


A low-powered hand-fired rocket, a old version of the launcher, anyways this was a high-powered scorpion (if I remember correctly) missle launched from a super sonic jet, Tex can't outrun that.
Maybe maybe Kelly can maybe.
A rocket's a rocket. At that range it makes little difference between the shoulder launched variety and the big ones that ride on the wings of jets. She basically just outran a bullet.

I think she could take the Chief. The only question is how many times she'd smack him in the balls.


nope.avi

The rocket Chief escapes is incredibly superior. In this video, it's a -blam!- rocket slow as -blam!-, and she uses teleporters twice.

  • 04.24.2012 2:28 PM PDT

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nope.avi

The rocket Chief escapes is incredibly superior. In this video, it's a -blam!- rocket slow as -blam!-, and she uses teleporters twice.
And?

She uses her environment better than the Chief does. Sorry to tell you this, but she would make the Chief her little -blam!-.

  • 04.24.2012 2:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Duardo
Not really. Your mom is over quite enough to make my fears mute.
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Being alone.
You're a mod, you should be used to that.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: gg totalement 1
nope.avi

The rocket Chief escapes is incredibly superior. In this video, it's a -blam!- rocket slow as -blam!-, and she uses teleporters twice.
And?

She uses her environment better than the Chief does. Sorry to tell you this, but she would make the Chief her little -blam!-.
Kelly is the fastest spartan at just over 40 MPH. So are you telling me that this rocket is going less than 40 MPH?

The rocket that John slapped out of the air was going over 2,000 miles per hour.....

  • 04.24.2012 2:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: colbyrules8

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: gg totalement 1
nope.avi

The rocket Chief escapes is incredibly superior. In this video, it's a -blam!- rocket slow as -blam!-, and she uses teleporters twice.
And?

She uses her environment better than the Chief does. Sorry to tell you this, but she would make the Chief her little -blam!-.
Kelly is the fastest spartan at just over 40 MPH. So are you telling me that this rocket is going less than 40 MPH?

The rocket that John slapped out of the air was going over 2,000 miles per hour.....
I miss your point. Would you rephrase it please? What you typed makes little sense.

  • 04.24.2012 2:39 PM PDT

Posted by: Duardo
Not really. Your mom is over quite enough to make my fears mute.
Posted by: colbyrules8
Posted by: Duardo
Being alone.
You're a mod, you should be used to that.


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Posted by: colbyrules8

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: gg totalement 1
nope.avi

The rocket Chief escapes is incredibly superior. In this video, it's a -blam!- rocket slow as -blam!-, and she uses teleporters twice.
And?

She uses her environment better than the Chief does. Sorry to tell you this, but she would make the Chief her little -blam!-.
Kelly is the fastest spartan at just over 40 MPH. So are you telling me that this rocket is going less than 40 MPH?

The rocket that John slapped out of the air was going over 2,000 miles per hour.....
I miss your point. Would you rephrase it please? What you typed makes little sense.
How can I make it any simpler?

- John slaps rocket out of air going over 2,000 miles per hour.
- Tex outruns rocket that is only going 40 miles per hour, at most.

  • 04.24.2012 2:42 PM PDT

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