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Subject: Can Fapping can give you STD's?

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.

If you fap in ur pants like humping the ground can u get STDs like it's scary cuz u could get ur dick dirty and stuff and fapping then if u do a girl u could giver her the infecgtion cuz it;s a dirty dick.



Any thoughts Flood?

  • 10.04.2012 4:50 PM PST

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No...


Why would I hump the ground?

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  • 10.04.2012 4:51 PM PST

It's is a scientific fact that fapping will turn you into a Pokemon. True story, it turned me into Latius.

  • 10.04.2012 4:51 PM PST

Disregard Females, acquire currency.

Yes. Always wear protection when fapping.

  • 10.04.2012 4:51 PM PST
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  • 10.04.2012 4:52 PM PST

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  • 10.04.2012 4:52 PM PST

Depends on where your hands have been.

  • 10.04.2012 4:53 PM PST

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Posted by: antonio the bomb
If you fap in ur pants like humping the ground can u get STDs like it's scary cuz u could get ur dick dirty and stuff and fapping then if u do a girl u could giver her the infecgtion cuz it;s a dirty dick.



Any thoughts Flood?

Then everyone on the Flood has an infection somehow.

  • 10.04.2012 4:53 PM PST

Yes. If you touch yourself then you can get Erecto Follicalitis which can cause hair growth on the palms of your hands if you don't wash them afterwards. There is also the risk of Feelinitis Castracion which is when your junk falls off from excessive pleasuring.

People who haven't taken AP -blam!- Relations ITT. I guess my school only offers the class?

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  • 10.04.2012 4:53 PM PST

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Posted by: [redacted] Ninja
Depends on where your hands have been.
Fact.

  • 10.04.2012 4:53 PM PST

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: Porch Ninja
Depends on where your hands have been.




I don't usse my hands to fap. I use my legs humping the ground.

  • 10.04.2012 4:53 PM PST

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: antonio the bomb
STDs

Now considered STI's.

  • 10.04.2012 4:54 PM PST

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

So that's how I got chlamydia...

  • 10.04.2012 4:54 PM PST

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Posted by: Porch Ninja
Depends on where your hands have been.
Fact.

Fixd

  • 10.04.2012 4:55 PM PST

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.

So flood, can fapping give u STDs?

  • 10.04.2012 4:55 PM PST

The Snow Leopard's wisdom includes: Understanding one's shadow-side; trusting one's inner-self; agility; strength; the ability to stalk; understanding the power of silence.

Well, you can get genital warts if you have warts on your hands, so yes, you can get STDs from fapping.

  • 10.04.2012 4:56 PM PST

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Posted by: antonio the bomb
So flood, can fapping give u STDs?
Assuming you aren't -blam!-ly active with anyone else, no.

The keyword being "transmitted".

  • 10.04.2012 4:57 PM PST
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You can only get an STI by being in contact with the bodily fluids (blood, semen, etc) of an infected person, either through direct -blam!- contact, or by other means (ie, infected needles, blood transfusions).

They made this pretty clear in sex-ed.

If you stuck your hand up an infected lady's vajayjay, then started fapping, you'll probably get one.

[Edited on 10.04.2012 4:59 PM PDT]

  • 10.04.2012 4:58 PM PST


Posted by: antonio the bomb
So flood, can fapping give u STDs?



Posted by: bergXX09
Yes. If you touch yourself then you can get Erecto Follicalitis which can cause hair growth on the palms of your hands if you don't wash them afterwards. There is also the risk of Feelinitis Castracion which is when your junk falls off from excessive pleasuring.

People who haven't taken AP -blam!- Relations ITT. I guess my school only offers the class?

  • 10.04.2012 4:58 PM PST

Ahh it's you. Been a while hasn't it? We WILL finish this.


Just you wait.


Posted by: CND AAA Beef
You can only get an STI by being in contact with the bodily fluids (blood, semen, etc) of an infected person, either through direct -blam!- contact, or by other means (ie, infected needles, blood transfusions).

They made this pretty clear in sex-ed.

If you stuck your hand up an infected lady's vajayjay, then started fapping, you'll probably get one.




How do you know ur infected? How do you become infected

  • 10.04.2012 5:00 PM PST