Anything that requires, sign-in (including forums, private groups and messaging, etc.) will be offline for a few hours today while our online team performs some "scheduled maintenance." Remember that cheeseburger you stuffed under the couch cushion? Yeah, we have to clean that up.
As soon as our systems are back online and fully functioning, we'll let you know. Until then, please continue to stare blankly into your monitors.
edit: As "a few" people might have noticed in the past several hours, we're fully-functional again.